Wearing a shirt that says "manure occureth" lets the world know that you are sophisticated enough to add "eth" to the ends of words and mean it. Wearing this shirt with a gothic print shows everyone around that you are a worldly and well educated person who probably appreciates the art of calligraphy and the intricacies of the English language. With a phrase like this proudly spread accross your chest you are revealing to the rest of the human race that you are at an enlightened enough state of being to realize that things will happen in your life that you won't be able control, and you calmly accept that. Most of all, wearing this true piece of class shows that you are absolutely not one of those ignoramuses who would ever utter the words "shit happens."
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