I peaked in elementary school

Those were the days, of juiceboxes and pepperoni stick wednesdays. I used to have it all...I ruled the playground, I wrote for the school paper, I wore corduroy overalls with velvet shirts underneath, I could do the splits, I outran the special ed kid who used to make a "v" with his fingers in front of his mouth and stick his tongue between them, I won a box of hostess donuts in my music class, I was a colored pencil prodigy, I played the recorder, I twirled a baton in the talent show...I was pretty much the best I will ever be